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Now that you're no longer constantly present in my life, I've realized I don't like my life to be peaceful.
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I miss you as much as you miss hamburgers.
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I miss you just as much as I missed my period this month, which makes me realize we need to talk.
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Listen up! You're definitely not so adorable that I can't ignore you. But it seems I can't.
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I miss you like a moron who fails to see the obvious.
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They say that missing your best friend appears in waves. And I'm afraid I'm going to drown tonight. Miss you always.
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Missing you feels like a monsoon in my desert. Without you in my life, the sun goes dark.
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Have you ever seen a fish missing water? That would be me, always gasping for your presence.
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I miss you as much as I miss my phone, which is charging across the room, and that's saying a lot.
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I miss you as much as Howard misses Sheldon. I miss you like Sheldon misses the joke.
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They say love is blind, and I believe they are correct. Because every time I close my eyes now since you left, you are all I can see.
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I miss you and don't text me back to say it hasn't even been a minute. Trust me, I'm aware.
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I sometimes feel like writing "I miss you" on a rock and throwing it at your face to show you how much it hurts to be apart from you.
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Did the chicken cross the street? "Girl, I don't care. Tell me why you keep popping into my head.
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If you ever decide to ask the right question on the way back home, ask me how much I miss you whenever I see you off at the airport.
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I hope your day is as fabulous as you are! Much love and many smooches.
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I am thankful beyond words that fate brought us together. Happy Birthday My friend!
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A special birthday wish for the special one of my life. May all your wishes come true.
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I may have taken you for granted at times, and things may have been tense or uncomfortable recently. But I do want you to know how much I value you and how happy I am to have you in my life. This Thanksgiving I am thankful that I have you.
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Happy birthday to the beautiful, intelligent, charming person I call my best friend!
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