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I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poems, but I still love you.
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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I love you even when I'm hungry, and that's a big deal.
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You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything.
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I promise to always be by your side, or under you, or on top of you. Whatever you're into.
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
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I love you more than coffee, and you know that's saying something.
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You're my favorite notification, even though you never come with a 'dismiss' option.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You're the reason I smile at my phone like an idiot.
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You're the only person I'd share my snacks with. That's true love.
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You're like a fine wine. The older you get, the more you're worth.
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I love you more than wifi, and that's a pretty big deal in this day and age.
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You're not just my better half, you're also my weirder half. And I love it.
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I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
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You're the jelly to my doughnut, the cream to my coffee, and the syrup to my pancakes.
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I love you even when you snore, and that's saying something.
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If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
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I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail.
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You're like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
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I love you more than I love my bed. And that's a lot.
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I love you even when you hog the blanket. Well, most of the time.
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You're the bacon to my eggs and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
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You're the only fish in the sea for me. Well, unless Netflix counts.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... sometimes.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right... but I probably am wrong about a lot of things.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
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If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
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If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
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You're the WiFi to my internet addiction. Can't live without you.
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You're the only fish in the sea for me.
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You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, and the nachos to my salsa. In other words, you complete me... and make me hungry.
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I love you more than my phone (you know how much I love my phone).
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You're the avocado to my toast – makes everything better, even though sometimes you're a little extra.
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You're even better than getting a 'Your Amazon order has shipped' email.
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You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z – together we're unstoppable, even if I'm just the backup dancer in this relationship.
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You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate – always sweet and always melting my heart.
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You're the missing piece to my puzzle... or maybe just the edge piece, because you always keep me on the edge!
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You're the salsa to my chips – spicy, addictive, and always leaving me wanting more.
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If you were a meme, you'd be the one I'd share over and over again because you never get old.
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I love you more than my favorite TV show... and you know how much I hate missing an episode.
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I love you more than pizza delivery on a rainy day... and that's saying something.
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You're the sunshine on my cloudy days... and trust me, with my luck, there are a lot of cloudy days.
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You're the WiFi to my phone – I just can't function without you.
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I love you more than I love winning arguments... and you know how much I love being right.
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I love you more than I love my phone's battery life.
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You're the sprinkles to my ice cream – adding a little extra sweetness to every moment.
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You're the pickles to my sandwich – unexpected, but I can't imagine life without you.
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You're the GPS to my lost soul – always guiding me back to you.
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You're the marshmallow to my s'more – sticky, sweet, and always leaving me wanting s'more of you.
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You're the Harry to my Potter – together, we're magic.
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You're the chocolate chip in my cookie – the best part that makes everything better.
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I love you more than a procrastinating student loves deadlines... and that's a lot.
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have enough money to take you out for a nice dinner... or at least buy a lot of tacos.
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You're the Google to my search history – always there when I need you.
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I hope your day is as fabulous as you are! Much love and many smooches.
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I am thankful beyond words that fate brought us together. Happy Birthday My friend!
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A special birthday wish for the special one of my life. May all your wishes come true.
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I may have taken you for granted at times, and things may have been tense or uncomfortable recently. But I do want you to know how much I value you and how happy I am to have you in my life. This Thanksgiving I am thankful that I have you.
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Happy birthday to the beautiful, intelligent, charming person I call my best friend!
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